Oops, I Offended You?

I have an occasional issue of saying things that tick people off. 

Sometimes I do it by accident,

sometimes--I feel-- they asked for it.

It happened again today.

Source

Let's introduce today's victim.

She is a brunette who wants to color her hair.

While discussing this,

I happened to notice her fake and bake tan,

so clearly, I had to say something.

Me: "I'm sure it will look lovely. You spray tan, right?!"

Victim: "No, I go in the tanning beds actually."

Me: "Boo. How unfortunate."

Then she made the mistake...

she asked why.

So, I told her.

And there was silence...

I know, I know.

It's none of my business what this stranger does to her skin

--or how old I think it makes her look--

and I promise,

I would have left it alone had she not asked that question,

"Why?"

But she asked.

And you know I'm going to tell.

Protect the skin you're in!

 

^Besides the health issue,

who really thinks this is a good look?

Barf.

I'll try to behave...

tomorrow. 

XO