Dear Kim K,

I realize you are a beautiful and hard-working lady. I do not doubt your intelligence. However, I do question why, even after you step-father had a recent skin cancer scare, you still visit tanning salons. Did his experience not shake you? Do you not realize the dangers that those coffin-like beds bring? Are you unaware of how many young people look up to you?

I am giving you the benefit of the doubt that you were heading to the salon for simply a spray tan.


That's what you were doing, right?


Sincerely,
A girl who learned a tan isn't worth it.