We spent our gorgeous Saturday at a local wine fest covered in sunscreen and fabulous hats! While browsing the vendors prior to sipping the wine, I was stopped by a gentleman selling some pill that is supposed to be the cancer miracle drug. The man began listing all of the cancers and he mentions skin cancer. Of course, I could not stay silent.
Me: "Huh. That's interesting. I have stage III melanoma."
Him: "You did?"
Me: "I do."
Him: "Well, of course it does not cure cancer, but it decreases your chances of getting it. Dr. Oz recommends it."
Me: "Dr. Oz also recommends tanning beds."
And I went to enjoy my wine.