I have an occasional issue of saying things that tick people off.
Sometimes I do it by accident,
sometimes--I feel-- they asked for it.
It happened again today.
Let's introduce today's victim.
She is a brunette who wants to color her hair.
While discussing this,
I happened to notice her fake and bake tan,
so clearly, I had to say something.
Me: "I'm sure it will look lovely. You spray tan, right?!"
Victim: "No, I go in the tanning beds actually."
Me: "Boo. How unfortunate."
Then she made the mistake...
she asked why.
So, I told her.
And there was silence...
I know, I know.
It's none of my business what this stranger does to her skin
--or how old I think it makes her look--
and I promise,
I would have left it alone had she not asked that question,
But she asked.
And you know I'm going to tell.
Protect the skin you're in!
^Besides the health issue,
who really thinks this is a good look?
I'll try to behave...